So, that crying chick Tidus, crazy-eyes Yuna, giant death-machine in the sky...where was I. Oh yes, I was in the middle of saying the characters were basically all crap. Except Auron. And maybe Rikku. Other members of the party include the stoic bear-man who doesn't say, or do, anything of any significance in the entire thing and is pretty much just ignored. Lulu, a goth chick that has a very strange doll fetish, and Wakka, who listening to in his Jamaican accent causes you to wonder if actors who did black face were more stereotypical in their rendition. Basically, most of the good guys are uninteresting and should be shot. Or at least the people who conceived them.
At least the bad guys are going to be awesome, right? C'mon, Kefka, Sephiroth, Kuj- okay, Kefka and Sephiroth, surely the villain these punks face has to have killed more babies in a single afternoon and flayed more puppies than Hitler on acid. Nope, only things this guy has ever likely "killed" are his daily 12 bottles of styling gel, and my interest in continuing that atrocity of a game.
Are you kidding me?
And just for kicks, here is a youtube-doubler experience for you. Tidus's laugh slowed down, and a goat. Enjoy.
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was never a fan of the FF series
ReplyDeleteSounds interesting.. might have to play FF
ReplyDeletei only played one game in the series.
ReplyDeleteFirst off great post. Second awesome blog name. Totally relevant to my interests.
ReplyDeletei actually liked 10, except for the fact of i never finished it lol , but yea the title sounds exactly like most saturday nights i have
ReplyDeleteLike a boss.
ReplyDeleteThis made me want to get back into FF, I mis the days of FF 1... I love that game with a passion.
ReplyDeleteSephiroth is always worth a playthrough.
ReplyDeleteBeen meaning to play 10, 7 and others but I still have not had the time.
ReplyDeleteHhaha hilarious! Followed! alphabetalife.blogspot.com
ReplyDelete7 was the best
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